

i married tom cruise
2008-05-13, 8:16 a.m.
I don't know if I told you before, but my husband looks like Tom Cruise. I was at one time a dead ringer for Monica Lewinsky minus twenty pounds or so, but promptly changed my hair color to avoid the comparisons. Now I simply look like a tired old housewife.
I say this because sometimes when we're having sex, I confess, I think about Tom Cruise. I don't know who he's thinking about but I'm sure it isn't Monica Lewinsky!
Hmmmm....I wonder who Katie Holmes thinks about?
I also like to think about scenarios. Usually it involves me watching my husband get a blow job from an attractive blonde. (My husband has a thing for tall, leggy blondes - of which I'm not!) He loves it when I talk about this.
When we first met he was intimidated and seemingly turned off by my sexuality and potty mouth, so I quickly zipped the lip and assumed the missionary position for the first month or so. And then little by little I broke him in.
Although until just recently he didn't really want me to go down on him.
Now he doesn't seem to mind one bit.
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Last night we had a quickie on the couch after the baby went down for the night, and then watched "Brave One" with Jodie Foster. (Excellent movie by the way).
I am really so pleased with the baby's sleep habits. They have so improved. It's just so nice to be able to take a few hours in the evening now without worrying about the baby waking up every half hour or hour. Part of it is that he's old enough now to put the pacifier back in his mouth if he wakes up, and then settles himself back to sleep. Also, he just sleeps more soundly now.
Thank god. I never thought I'd survive those first five months. I was beginning to think that I was destined to be sleepless in NYC for the rest of my life.
Yesterday my husband and I discussed our feelings on a second child again. I was relieved to hear that he didn't give a damn what other people thought if we didn't have one. That he wasn't sure too. But at the same time I was hoping he would be able to shed some light on everything.
By the end of the discussion we still didn't know what we wanted so just for the heck of it I flipped a coin. Heads we have a baby, tails we don't.
It came up Heads. So my husband made me do it again.
Tails.
And one more time.
Tails.
Look we know it's absurd to allow a coin to determine our future, but we were desperate for answers.
Of course after three coin tosses we were no closer to clarity than we'd been before.

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x-centricity - 2008-05-13 14:39:08
Wait a year and flip the coin again. *grin*
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